ashprincessmidna:

thepetcollective:

"How To Train Your (Pug) Dragon." 

I can die happy now

ashprincessmidna:

thepetcollective:

"How To Train Your (Pug) Dragon." 

I can die happy now

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funny, because 6 months ago
i loved you more than i’ve ever loved myself
you touched me so weak, with actions so strong that it broke me
you never apologized…
which is kind of fucked up
considering everytime you broke me, i picked up the little pieces
handing my shattered heart back to you
no matter how cut up my hands got…
i bled out
my feelings, my life, my love
i became a hemopheliac for you
ironic that you still blame me for the fallout
when i was the one who talked about you like you lit up the night sky
when all you ever were, was the god damn darkness.
(k.m.)

(6 months counting.)

stupid cunt I hate that you killed me

(via jayda-mane)

my poem got so many notes so fast.

(via sh1ttt-happens)

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don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

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heckayeah:

american sex ed

(via today-the-world-is-ugly)



realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

(via degvusserr)


the-queen-of-the-willies:

upallnightogetloki:

pnko:

uncafenoir:

meyong:

bestyoutubevideos:

Putting on pants without using hands

what did i just..

this was more beautiful than i could ever imagine

that was so impressive 

he even got them over his butt… wow…

And that’s how he fit…all dat…in dem jeans…

(via degvusserr)


sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

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